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The Hot Rod Unloads – Would Somebody Take A Photo Of Me Topless Please?
Like many grumpy bastards my age (mid-30′s….) I like to have a rant against the world. Thanks to the internet, everyone can rant away to their heart’s content. Whether people listen… well, that’s...
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Booze Revooze: ARGO
From the juiced-box and the soundtrack: Artist – Song Download: led-zeppelin-when-the-levee-breaks.mp3 [Press 'Play' for a song this movie deserves] Ramblings: Argo For It Final Proof: 4 ½ Shots You...
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Dregs of the Week: New Yeah’s 2013
Sofia Vergara in the Bar None Wallpaper – Click on the Shot for the Wallpaper The New Year has come even if you haven’t (but hey, the couple that fakes it together, makes it together) and brings with...
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Charlie Sheen’s Got A New Whore
January 8, 2013: Happy New Whore! Georgia Jones Bar None Wallpaper – Click on the Shot for a Wallpaper From the juiced box and dedicated to Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa: Machine Gun Kelly – LTFU (One...
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Booze Revooze: LES MISERABLES
From the juiced-box and the soundtrack: Eddie Redmayne, Daniel Huttlestone & Students – Drink with Me Download: 15-eddie_redmayne_daniel_huttlestone_and_students-drink_with_me.mp3 [Press 'Play'...
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Booze Revooze: ZERO DARK THIRTY
From the juiced-box (kinda…) and the soundtrack: Preparation for Attack – Alexandre Desplat & the London Symphony Orchestra Download: 09-preparation-for-attack.mp3 [Press 'Play' for Jazzical, jazz...
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Booze Revooze: SILVER LININGS PLAYBOOK
From the juiced-box and not the soundtrack: The White Stripes – Fell in Love with a Girl Download: fell-in-love-with-a-girl.mp3 [Press 'Play' for the second best song in the movie...and not on the...
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The Girls From SPRING BREAKERS
Not a lot of people know this, but Spring Breakers was an action movie and if you don’t believe me, there was so much action i couldn’t fit it all in my review so i had to come here to let it all spill...
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Dregs of the Week: February – March 2013 (for starters)
Ke$ha Wallpaper in the Bar None – Click on the Shot for a Wallpaper Here then are the real dregs for the last week or so many other weeks that i’ve stopped counting. They’re short and sweat, just the...
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Booze Revooze: G.I. JOE: RETALIATION
From the juiced-box and the soundtrack: The Four Horsemen – Back In Business Again Download: the-four-horsemen-back-in-business-again.mp3 [Press 'Play' for some fuckers back for another round] i got...
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Dregs of the Week: I Will Get Drunk for Amber Heard
Amber Heard Bar None Wallpaper – Click on the shot for a Wallpaper Celebrity Dregs June 6, 2013: Heard the Truth An open letter to Amber Heard Amber, It has come to my attention that Johnny Depp is...
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Booze Revooze: Runner Runner
i do know who i’m playing with: Myself From the juiced-box and the soundtrack: Control Machete – Si Señor Download: control-machete-si-sec3b1or.mp3 [Press 'Play' for some of that Mexican moderno salto...
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Booze Revooze: Machete Kills
From the juiced-box and the soundtrack: Tito Tarantula – Machete Main Title Theme Download: tito-tarantula-machete-main-title-theme.mp3 [Press 'Play' to spice up this review] Don’t you hate it when a...
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Dregs of the Week: Cara Delevingne & Michelle Rodriguez: Full Court Press
Too young? Half your age plus 7 inches, baby! Here’s my New Year’s resolution, for more shit like this to happen. For hot bi girls to get mega drunk and make out with top models in public. My New...
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Dregs of the Week (January 12, 2014): Golden Globules
Jacqueline Bisset in the Bar None wallpaper – Click on the shot for a wallpaper January 12, 2014 And the sinner is… My favorite reality show is now awards ceremonies. OK, i’m not 100% convinced that...
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Dregs of the Week (January 19, 2014): Golden Glands
Ben Affleck in the Bar None Afflecker You know me (and if you don’t there ought to be a law), i’m in it for the laughs. So far be it from me to “out” a drinker in recovery, but apparently not so far...
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0-5 Shots Booze Revooze: Out of the Furnace (2013)
Sometimes your battles lose you From the juiced-box and the soundtrack: Pearl Jam – Release [Press 'Play' for what the movie was shooting for but missed] Ramblings: Out of the Furnace leaves me cold...
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0-5 Shots Booze Revooze: The Grand Budapest Hotel
Ramblings: A Penthouse Sweet Before ya’ll get your collective panties (and you oughta stop with that, it’s all kinds of not sanitary) about how i’m bullshitting my way through this review because The...
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Dregs of the Week: Drunk in an Elevator
Cara Delevingne Kissing Girls Bar None Wallpaper – Click on the shot for a wallpaper From the juiced-box and dedicated to Reese Witherspoon, Zooey Deschanel, Kate Upton and Cara Delevignge… Aerosmith –...
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0-5 Shots: Maleficent
[AllKHallism: i feel it only fair to point out to those of you new to the Bar None that, while i may be reviewing a child's film here, there is NOTHING appropriate for children in this Booze Revooze....
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